Thursday 5 May 2011

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Scientists in the US proved that people who do not perform well in bed and who have difficulties to come hold their mobile in their right hand
When I was a dog, and you were a flower, I walked over you and gave you a shower!!
What he want, I do not want ... What I want, he does not want ... What we want, is not allowed!

BREAKING NEWS..~Bazar-e-Hussun MeinAag lag gayee, Raat gaye Fire Brigade Ka
ammlay ne Aag per qabooo pa liya,Magar ammlay per qabooo abhi tak nahi paya ja
saka.........!!!!!


Husband ne magazine prhty huye pas leti bv ki choot me ungli Kar di.. Bv: Oh jaano Sex ka mood hy? Husband: Nai, page palatney k liye ungli geeli kerni thi
Jinke paas hai...
woh haath me leke hilate hai,
jinke paas nahi hai...
woh ungli dalke kam chalate hai

BOLO KYA?

Dirty Mind …… It is ….. TOOTH BRUSH.

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